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Have at you! Yarrhhhh!

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Line 6 from 'Furbies'
 
Once installed the Furbies realized how slow the panels were to charge, forcing them to remain outdoors for hours, vulnerable to vicious predators—predators like Gabby, who was onto their plan, and got sweet revenge when, during a charging, she sold them and retired to Florida.
Rietje B @ 1/24 2:37am

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3/5
Good Morning, Beanstalk
The giant’s body lay face down in what this morning had been Halbert Haversham’s home, stables, and small orchard. The giants left ...
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An Assemblage of Dolls
The doll continued sewing in the dark corner, greeting the needle spiders as they clattered across the wooden shelf. Many avoided her ...
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3/1
Mugwort’s School for Murderers
I ran through the hallways trying to get to class. It seemed like one of those scenes in a movie where the main character is comically ...
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3/1
Celtic Maid of Disaster
Grind the beans until they turn as smooth as sand in an hourglass. Pull the lever until the water streams down in an iridescent cascade ...
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2/28
Becoming One
He looked at the night sky and imagined other worlds. Alternative universes where he was happier, wealthier and maybe a couple of inches ...
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2/26
The Wanakalagooga Wifi Experience
Once a year we traveled to the same camping spot. It was a place called Camp Wanakalagooga. Wide open space in the middle of nowhere ...
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2/24
The Doorway Effect
How do you know if you’re crazy? What if you’re actually on to something you’re not supposed to know, and being labeled “crazy” is ...
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2/23
Time Flies
The plane was landing, and I was running out of time. I frantically looked across the aisle at his slack-clad legs, crossed at the ...
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2/23
From Aliens to Demons
“A hero’s journey is long and winding, but a hero always finds the way,” my mother read. “That’s the end of the story, Anya. Good night.” ...
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2/22
Spain or Ukraine?: Part II
Days later Houston, having recovered from the attack, stood in a dusty atrium in one of many deserted, faceless municipal buildings ...
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2/21
Penance in the World Hereafter
Fortune cookies. I've been making them for eons, directing entire Chinese restaurants in the delicate art and penning the predictions ...
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2/12
Living Time
Crunch. The bug bit into its snack once more, covering yet keeping in time with the ticking of the clock it was captured in. It gleefully ...
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2/10
Spain or Ukraine?
Hola
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2/10
Burt's Discount Dental review: ⭐ 1 star
The damp murk of the cellar, unaided by the arm of moonlight reaching in through the grime of a solitary window, was silent and still ...
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2/5
Jim’s Bad Day
Jim had been stuck in a time loop for—by his estimates—a hundred and fifty years. At least the day he inhabited was sunny and warm ...
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2/5
The Companionship of Cyborgs
The flickering lamp was the only source of light in the darkened field of buttercups. The bunny couldn't pause to think of why it was ...
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2/3
Leisure Wear is Serious Business
One of the only good things to come out of the pandemic was this: by 2025, sweatpants have become acceptable garments in every situation ...
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2/3
RG09LBJ: Part II
Oblivious to my lifelong mental condition to which he had just contributed (motorcycle-phobia) RG09LBJ pootled down the street on his ...
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2/3
Cecelia’s Personal Storm
Somewhere outside, someone—or something—was wailing. A blizzard was due, and Cecelia wondered if perhaps it was a banshee warning the ...
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2/3
RG09LBJ
"...vanity plates are cheap in the USA, but here in the UK they can cost a fortune, so I saved myself a few thousand quid by changing ...
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2/2
The Axe Conspiracy
Kim rolled over and snoozed her alarm, even though she knew there was no getting back to sleep. As the comfort of dreams wore off and ...
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2/2
Who was phone!?
The hollow feeling in the pit of my stomach was overtaking me. I reached for the bottle of Lorazepam, only to find that it was empty ...
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2/2
Clownish Fate
"Baloney!" cried the clown. "I'm telling you, thanks to Stephen King, all the children in the audience were terrified of your antics ...
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2/1
The Boy who Stopped
Every morning, before the day started me and Lucy would watch the military boys run along the country side. Everyday I would ask Lucy ...
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2/1
Lodai Laundry
There are so many beautiful and subtle things about this planet that make it unlike earth, but the most striking has to be the red ...
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2/1
The Luck of Subject D
Day 154 of the genetic mutation research: Subject D has started to repond to the treatment. The other subjects didn’t run with the ...
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The Stoat Gambit
He approached me in the in plaza, smiling. Without a word, he handed me a card. It read “Marcus Wallaby the Third. Effing up the ineffable ...
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2/1
His Sand Water Doom
"So you sold our perfectly good camel for those date seeds and not at the bazaar like I told you to?" I could see my father shudder ...
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1/30
Polka! Polka! Polka!
Byl krásný letní den.
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1/29
Art
Ahhhhhhhhh! The girl screamed.
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