Pretzel Quest PSA

The man risked his life for a bag of pretzels.

Tyler also sold grade A cocaine for a bag of pretzels in an alleyway since pretzels became a contraband due to

the w-260R DNA crop complications years before. That didn't matter now. He put his hand in his pocket and felt the little bulging cotton bag of pretzel powder. He squeezed it gently, absorbing the excitement of how this would change his life forever. It was extraordinary really,

You just sprinkle the powder on a moistened gluten substrate. Bake at 250 F for 10 minutes, remove and allow to cool. A tray of delicious fresh baked pretzels will fill your home with a delicious aroma. There’s one very important thing to remember, though:

Never, ever eat these pretzels with Samantha Mullins. Trust me, bro. You might think you'd want to share a pretzel with a nymphosnacker, but just ... No. Do not. Or you'll end up like me—smothered in sea salt & brown mustard, used & discarded like an empty toothpaste tube. Don't.