Adventures in VR

gg noob

1 April 2022

  • They call me a “hacker”. Look, I’m just a guy with access to the Mainframe and nothing better to do. But all of my skills combined couldn’t get me out of the situation I got into on March 31, 20XX. I was trapped, and simply logging off wasn’t an option. I didn’t have ANY options.
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    Phil H
    3/2 11:02pm
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  • What exactly happened on March 31, 20XX? Well it had something to do with the following day. A real hacker decided to join the game and his aimbot was blatantly obvious. He even had the audacity to 360 noscope me countless times, while crouching on my body! “gg noob,” he spammed.
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    Jay K
    3/2 11:41pm
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  • Real Hacker was his name, by the way, not just a description. Ford Real Hacker. Some people called him Fo Real, but I never did, not after March 32nd. That was the day I finally got my revenge. After he kicked my booty in Call of Duty, I decided to challenge him to a full game of
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    Benjamin C
    3/25 10:14am
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  • First-person VR Reversi. Those discs flipping from black to white or vice-versa are a lot more exciting through the VR goggles, especially if you set player size all the way down. The pieces are the size of traffic circles.
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    Sean K
    3/26 2:42am
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  • The flickering colors were a little too much and I convulsed on the floor. I flipped and flopped to the rhythm of the alternating discs. Who knew Othello would be so much fun. I exited the program and loaded VR Pool instead.
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    Jacob S
    3/26 9:44am
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  • The title screen layout is messy but I hit Start. I'm in a white cubicle. In front of me is a closed white door, to my left a cylindrical dispenser. Looking down I see I'm sat on a toilet! I realise the game title was cut off the screen's right side. A voice: "Welcome to VR Poop"
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    zeej Q
    4/1 4:56pm
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