Lil Peepers

“Reena, you locked the door, right?” Max whispered as they huddled underneath the table. He watched as she swallowed hard, then turn to look at him. “Reena?” “No,” she whispered, hugging his arm tightly. At that moment, the door flew from its hinges, skidding across the room.

They hear the soft footsteps coming from the living room. They stay as quiet as they can, hoping, praying that, whoever it is, will leave.

but little did they knew, the arrival of the person coming was gonna change their entire life. They took a deep breathe, and tried to peep out of the cupboard to check.

[booming narrator's voice] I AM THAT PERSON! Barrelling into the room at full pelt I immediately spot the cupboard door opening gingerly and launch my bulk at it - 250lb of speeding mass slamming into it, exploding the unit into splinters. NEVER PEEP AT ME! I demand. A tiny voice

squeaked, "But you're so attractive." I froze at the words. Who was it who was saying this? I dug through the splinters of the smashed door & found a tiny leprechaun. "Do you really find me fetching?" I asked. "Aye," answered the little green person. We were married the next day.