The Puppepeneur

Once upon a time in the happiest trek, in the happiest Forest lived the happiness creatures the world has ever know the trolls.

"CUT!" - The director's burning gaze at me impossibly intensifies. "..HAPPIEST creatures the world has ever KNOWN, 'comma', the trolls!" - "Are you high? FFS". It was then that I realised I wasn't cut out for children's entertainment shows, I simply didn't have the dedication but

I was one of the best puppeteers in the entire Florida panhandle! That had to count for something, right? After being escorted off the premises of the Croc-o-Clown show, I felt a flash of inspiration. That’s how I founded my adults only puppet cabaret: Les Risqué Marionettes!

Then I encountered the problem that all founders do. Even if I had my puppet cabaret now, it basically doesn't exist if no one knows about it! And given all the weird people in Florida filling the news, I had a real challenge.

So I made the biggest billboard in the county. It towered above the swamplands like an idol to a forgotten tribe. "Provocative Puppets!" it glowed in purple & green neon, a beacon to all who craved steamy marionette shows in the Okefenokee's steamy bogs. And they came in droves.