Silver, Gold, and Oxblood Brogues

When she touched the gold earrings, they turned silver.

She peeked left and right, ensuring no one noticed what was happening. As she was going to take them off her ears, she saw a boy gazing at her.

“Yo, how’s it cooking good lookin?” The boy said. She immediately decided to take off the earrings and back away. The fact that he was missing shoes wasn’t a good sign. She turns to leave and he rushes after her and says “Wait! I can do better. I’ve never done this before.”

Outgoing as he is, he freezes, staring just above her. His jaw opens wider than normal revealing a glossy rounded brown tongue, black underneath.. protruding from his ever widening mouth, slowly, excrementally, getting wider and bigger. It wasn't a tongue, it was a shoe, a brogue

shiny oxblood leather shoes emerging from his mouth, followed by ankles and legs. He flips over to stand on his second legs, revealing the back of his T-shirt. It reads (upside-down, but now rightside- up) “These teeth are made for walking”.