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Emily J
@emilyj
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A Lost Memory
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âDISAPPEARANCES LINK TO ABANDONED AMUSEMENT PARKâ Local law enforcement made a new breakthrough today regarding the Disappearances of 12 College Students who left their dorms for a night out to celebrate the end of the spring semester at Rutherford B. Hayes College in Canton.
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How do you milk an oat?
Vanessa Barton dreamed of seeing her father who was in the military. It had been almost a year. It was the only thing that she wanted this year. She was at airport but didnât see him. âWhere is heâ she asked.
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The stickiest trick
"Trick or treat!" I called as my friend, a zombie, rang the bell. As we waited, I turned to him: "Does my clown makeup still look good?" He nodded. "Does mine?" "Yeah." Before someone answered to the door, some kid came screaming towards us. "Help! Help me please!"
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A Strange World
The first contact humanity ever had with an alien race was a dead alien race, their dead lifeless bodies scattered among endless ruins on what was left of a huge advanced civilization. The four crew members of the Perses Mission which was named after the Greek Titan.
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Little Pumpkin Runs Free
It was a good day to be a little pumpkin in a pumpkin patch
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This one got grim
"Why am I here?" I thought, walking through the old "haunted" house at the end of the neighborhood. The last time I was here I was only a small lad, no older than 7, so why am I feeling an urge to suddenly come here to investigate this place again? Were the ghosts taking me here?
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Undercover Alien
A band of light could be seen in the sky that night, channeling down like a knightâs sword, slicing through the terrible dark. The entire population had all turned their heads right at that momentâeither asleep or ignorantâcompletely unaware of the astronomic oddity. All but one.
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New Year
The world ended at midnight, that was what most people agreed to although there werenât many people left in the world at the moment. It ended when there wasnât screams of terror or pain, but with screams of happiness as billions around the world gathered to watch the countdown
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Blue Butterflies
A child sits by a creek in the middle of the forest with beautiful, glowing blue butterflies flittering around. How did she get here? She didnât remember wandering this far from home. In fact, she didnât remember leaving home at all!
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The mystery dentist
Mason Howard was a dentist who loved the library. He would always read books and check as many books as possible.
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Zen and the Art of Minion Management
âIâm bored, Igor. What plaything can you offer me today?â The evil doctor asked his minion with undisguised malice.
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Grease Donkey
This is the story of Ricardo a very unusual donkey known widely for doing things other donkeys couldnâtâor at least wouldnâtâdo.
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The Mirror Has Two Feces
There are 5 rules to keeping your wife happy, my father told me. Mom always seemed content, so I've come to believe they must be true. 1) Keep her laughing. 2) Friday is bouquet day. 3) Don't buy the cheap gin. 4) Never underestimate the power of a whispered sweet nothing. And 5)
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Betting on a wish
They say, be careful what you wish for. I really, really wish I had heeded that advice. But itâs too late to try to wish away the mess I created the day I found the odd, tarnished lamp in grandfatherâs attic. Up among the spiderwebs and dust, I gave it a quick rub to shine it up.
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Seals From the North Pole
âHo! Ho! Ho!â Jared let out a big belly Santa laugh and leaned towards the elf standing next to him. âHow long is that line now?â Sarah flicked the jingle bell dangling from her hat out of her eyes. âAll the way down to cosmetics.â Jared groaned. âThis was a terrible idea.â
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Click YES to be a Princess
Keisha's mom always left a punny note in her lunch. "Hope your day is GRAPE!" "Have a FLANtastic day!" "You're 1 smart COOKIE!" Keisha would read the notes, smile to herself, then hide them in her pocket, hoping no one would tease her about them. One day she got a note that read
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The Mambo
Jenny stopped. She didnât know what was going to happen next. Either her brother was going to be released from prison and all hell will break loose, or the jury will find him guilty and she can return to her normal life.
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Escape from a Thousand Worlds
The e-mail only gave a date, time, and location. But the moment I read it, I knew what it for what it was: not just an invitation but a challenge. I grabbed my gear from the locked steamer trunk in the basement, and loaded it in the car. In the dark before dawn, I left.
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Ode to the Beckers
Once upon a time, a writer-in-a-different-life stumbled across a fun little appâa thoroughly enjoyable rabbit hole of collaboration and wackiness. In the spirit of the holidays she offers her most sincere thanks to Sam for developing Byline and bringing joy to all of us.
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Furry Boxmas to All
Muffin the tabby liked lots of catty things: string, catnip, napping. But he didnât like boxes. All the other cats couldnât get enough of them, sitting in them, slapping them, chewing them. Muffin didnât get it. Until one night when he learned the true meaning of Boxmas.
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When Hunger Leads to Adventure
Oh it's happening. It's definitely here. You look around outside at what would be your first shop. Fluffy, warm pastries paired best with a steaming cup of coffee. The thought had kept you smiling down to this very moment. For now, somethin to eat. Some donuts.
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Noodling
âTry the pasta,â Estelle said, âitâs out of this world.â So I did. And she wasnât kidding, it really was - that became evident later that night when the Tupperware of it I brought home burst open. The ânoodlesâ crawled from the container, onto the counter, and booted my laptop
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Squirrel Nuts Clip Her
An impassable force lied between me and the artifact. Neurograth, the Golem of Gold.
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Mind the Store
âWhere am I?â she asked aloud, not expecting an answer. She stood in a cave illuminated only blue green light shimmering on the walls near the entrance. A brightly backlit forest visible just beyond. âA fantasy land built from your subconscious,â replied a manâs voice.
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Trunk Club
Despite the fact that it was a rainy, freezing fall day, Lyla decided to go for a walk. She stopped suddenly at the Delgado's house when she noticed two movers carrying the trunk of a mature Maple Tree out the front door.
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Love Stinks
"You like ginger ale, too?" Zuzka asked Binh. "Sprite's too sweet," he answered. Zuzka was a mail order bride & Binh was a mail order husband. They were flying to the US to meet their future spouses. The coincidence made for fun small talk, but as time passed, the convo deepened.
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Bobby, Gramps, & the Jalapeño Sheriff
Do not go gentle into that good night. Do not go violent into that bad day. Do not run in the halls. Do not eat toothpaste. Do not kiss grandma with your eyes closed. Do not use the word irregardless. Do not seek the treasure. Do not use all the hot water before I take my shower.
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Mâomelette for One
You wake up to find yourself shrunken down to one inch tall. You look up and see your mother towering above you. She bends over and picks you up, holding you in her motherly palm. You are like a bug in her hand but she loves you.
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Mr. Ellis And The Flaming Disinfectant Disk
I stared down at the paper I had been handed, incredulous. It read as follows: Dear Mr. Ellis: This notice is to inform you that your son has been suspended for three days for throwing flaming urinal cakes out the window.
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Fly to Die for a Fond MEPhone: Part II
You were out of time. You were chasing that bomb. But you WERE miguided. By who? Your iPhone. How? Right as I was given the mission a iPhone 5 fell from the sky. You said something to Siri and Loopie (an evil timeloop making Siri) pulled up. It got in my ICloud n hacked my iPad X
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