I scream You scream

And the Sunday of doom

15 February 2023

  • “🎶Happy birthday to you!!🎵”.…You could hear them singing outside, I wasn’t there yet, Someone forgot all about me.…I was melting away on top of the kitchen island.…my name is Rocky.…Rocky Road Ice Cream..and this is my last story.…
    Z G avatarZ G7/31/21 4:40pm
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  • I wasn't always a bowl of rocky road ice cream. I started my life as a bucket of milk under a cow, born from her pink udders. I was warm then—hard to believe since I'm frozen now—& unpasteurized. I had lots of brothers and sisters, all destined to be various fine dairy products.
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  • My brother, Swiss. My other brother, Gouda. My sisters, heavy and sour cream. My youngest sister, baby bell. They make adults happy, but I make people scream.
    Sean K avatarSean K8/4/21 10:20pm
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  • Young or old, I’m likely your favorite. You can eat me in a cone or with a spoon. I come soft or you can make me hard. Im like my cousin Brie, who melts with the heat. You may not enjoy me with meat.
    Alex R8/23/21 11:03pm
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  • “Ooh!” I yelled. “I know the answer to this riddle! It’s a turkey sandwich!” The riddle-maker fixed his gaze on me. “What are you—stupid? It’s clearly ice cream.” He sighed. “Unbelievable. You’ve failed the challenge. Now I actually have to do something with you. Thanks.”
    Emily J avatarEmily J9/26/21 12:59pm
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  • Guards crept up from behind and pulled me into a dim room where the riddle-maker was waiting. "You were right, of course," he said with a sly grin. "But I couldn't let them know our secret." "What's next?" I asked. "We unleash our Turkey Sundaes upon an unsuspecting world!"
    Sam B avatarSam B2/15/23 7:31pm
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