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Macaroni Dots
@whatwillmakebethebestforeverxd
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Macaroni's Stories
Karaoke of Hell!
I stood up, microphone in hand! The song was selected and the countdown begin...I was ready to loose myself in that karaoke bar! But ...
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Adventures in the Corn Board
I must’ve hacked into this server a million times as the first step in accessing, well, a million other systems. An open port 22 on ...
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Pickle Vapor Love Bazooka
I was prepared. I had a plan. I had practiced several times a day for the past two months. I had all my tools in my pockets, plus snacks ...
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Saving the Selkie
Laurel stomped to the end of the pier and gazed into the murky water. He followed her. “You can’t do that! You just can’t!” A single ...
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U DID THE STORY WRONG
You realize something about the voice that has been following you and it is that the phone is PAL from that movie you watched called ...
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Stuck in Beloit
I Cried as the ignorant and innocent boy lay before me, he had given his life up on a heartbeat so that I could live, My eyes became ...
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Slap: Part II
The pair woke up cozy and relaxed. Lori, a human, was Beth’s best friend in the world. Beth, a giraffe, was the best home Lori had ...
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Moss and the North Side of a Golem
“It’s too many wildflowers! This will never do!” yelled Heckledun the imp as he ran between the magenta Corncockle and white Cow Parsley ...
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Star Fox Loves Link
I don't know why my mother hates my boyfriend so. He's whip-smart, handsome to a fault, knows Japanese and English, and will never ...
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Otter Scout Saying #7
I was first the kid in Little River, Maine to fall down an open mine shaft.
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Dianah Cheats on random dude I guess
Its eyes were filled with hunger and hatred as I stared into the eyes of the abyss, I could see her eyes illuminating out of the monsters ...
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This Mortal Portal
Where am I? Is this a bed I'm lay on? It's cool linen. I don't open my eyes. I recall previous events of the day and days gone by - ...
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Shell Shocked
It was morning, I was ready for my breakfast. I went to the fridge, got two eggs, some bacon and a slice of bread. I turned on the ...
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The cheerio comes full circle
So you heard a HONK when you were gardening so you look back and see a goose holding a pictureframe and a blanket so you throw the ...
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To Those Who Are About to Croc: We Salute You
“Alright team,” the captain said, making it clear with two words that she had elected herself captain and no one else was even close ...
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space food: Part II
You try to order again and the alien gets mad at you
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The day a snake ate grandpa
The walk to grandma’s house seemed longer than usual. She loved the forest, but something about it seemed almost sinister today. She ...
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FBI:Freaky Bae In (The Hood)
"Well, it's not like any of us have ever been in a life-or-death situation before!" Jane said. Everyone around the table nodded, then ...
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God - what a jerk
Where am I? Is this a sidewalk I'm lay on? It's cold stone. I can't open my eyes. I try to recall previous events of the day... or ...
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Night Owls
Jerry glanced down at the photograph in his hand, then back up again at the woman sitting alone at the back of the cafe.