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TurtleGameMaster WhyWon'tItLetMeNotHaveALastName???
@turtlegamemaster
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Go easy on me, will ya?
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'22
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TurtleGameMaster's Stories
City of Meaderly Love
I crossed the bridge into Philly as the sun rose. I’d been driving all night. I had a vintage computer wrapped in a blanket, and an ...
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21ception
“Are you of the intelligent sort? I suppose not.” “Well, I can assure you that I am a distinguished gentleman and scholar.” “Is that ...
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The mystery dentist
Mason Howard was a dentist who loved the library. He would always read books and check as many books as possible.
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Void Homework
Its been three days. I haven't seen a single thing all day that didn't want to kill me. I'm out of food and my compass is still broken ...
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The Art of the Bald Head
A long time ago, In a land called Kentucky, There once lived a man, Who wasn't very lucky, And one day he fell, Right into a well, And ...
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Nerfs Up
Once upon a time (which was actually 2 weeks ago) I had woken up to the sound of explosions, and I look out the windows to see someone ...
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A Hot Slice of Heartbreak
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Jim ran a hand through his hair, “Bro I’m telling you, there’s just no way any chick can say no to the Jimster”. Eric rolled his eyes ...
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Chèvre Sprite Float
I’ve done it. I’ve secured the last Seasonal Goat Cheese Lover’s collection from the local creamery just in time for Christmas. It’s ...
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