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@gordongulliford
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G's Stories
The Grey-furred caper
You sensed the grey-furred twins before she did. Their aura brushed your awareness protective, neutral, patient. “Not here for you” “Here for the cub” You stayed in shadow. Stayed cold. Stayed a problem they didn’t need to solve. If the pack saw you, the situation escalated ..
Second skinny
I wanted to visit Saturn because I heard that the Greek Gods relocated there. So I studied to become a rocket scientist and went there on my own one day. When I reached the gas clouds of Saturns, I saw a cloud floating that had Olympus on it. Zeus greeted me. "Welcome!" he said.
The Galaxy in her Eyes
Summer Rodriguez didn’t care much for the beach. It was’t sand that she wanted to dig her toes into, no, it was large Marge and her thick sweaty thighs that Summer could’t stop thinking about. If only it was a dark and stormy night.
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So needless to say: Part II
"You see them too!?!" both the private and the general exclaimed at once. They stared at each other. "What exactly do you see, private?" "A face lit with faint white light looking down at us, sir." "That song on the radio and us both seeing that...it can only mean one thing."
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fruity peril in the brackish waters
Invariably, it always comes to this. *Bang!* Red, wet, clumps spattered the dock, some sliding into the brackish waters below. She stooped down, delicately scooping the substance onto her finger… before tasting it. “Just as I suspected… raspberry.”
A tower of moxie at the top of the world
There is a deep mystery in the world. Why are there are so many water bottles stacked on the top of Mt. Everest? Nobody understands why there is a million-bottle tower on the peak of that tallest mountain. Well, that's why I am climbing Mt. Everest: to get to the bottom of it.
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Sad Boy
In a small rose garden, a boy cried out for help, but his mother was too far away to hear him.
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Illinois Lip Service
I’d never felt so embarrassed in my life. I knew I should’ve lied.
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Meal Deal with the Devil
I was going to change the world. My whole life I've felt like a powerless cog in this mess that passes as society. But all that changed the day I was visited by an demon. He offered me one wish, in exchange for my soul. I knew what I wanted. The power to turn water to ketchup.
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Can’t Stop Smiling
Lucy’s family lived by one rule. NEVER STOP BEING HAPPY.
Fruit Fight
Just as the watermelon was about to grab her, Alessandra raised her axe and swung. With a definitive crack, the watermelon split in two. The pieces quivered on the stone floor, then stilled. Unfortunately, she didn’t notice the avocados, who had
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“HEAVEN SAYS”
In the land of Astraladia, where dreams danced on moonbeams and stars whispered ancient secrets, a humble farm boy gazed at the night sky with wide-eyed wonder. A shooting star streaked across the heavens. The boy heard a faint, ethereal voice beckoning him to follow the star.
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This little place at the edge of everything.
The Diner At The End Of The World sits on the edge of a great cliff that leads to the gnarling waters of the Atlantic below. Although nauseating for some, for others it was something short of a strange sight to be seen, especially in the fog of an early morning when it’s red glow
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Goran the Gregarious
People always told Goran he’s superfluously energetic and that his personality was too big… Today, he’s no longer Goran… He’s Goran the Gregarious. And he’s about to show his worth on his first day as job a door to door salesman exactly how a big personality breaks down doors!
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Conundrum Of Tim Shall
In a multiverse of dangers, there is one hero who travels it and confronts the evil. His name is Tim Shall. He has the power to hop universes, he is the fastest gunslinger there is, and he’s on a mission.
We Love ChatGPT (except for the Plot Holes)
Eli Wilkins, this is our man. He's said to clean at the hospital on Mondays and Thursdays from 8pm to 11pm. He was described by his neighbor as " curved" and "alive". We suspect he may have wandered out of the security perimeter. He was last seen November 24 just before midnight
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