Goran the Gregarious

Door Salesman (Door to Door)

27 March 2024

  • People always told Goran he’s superfluously energetic and that his personality was too big… Today, he’s no longer Goran… He’s Goran the Gregarious. And he’s about to show his worth on his first day as job a door to door salesman exactly how a big personality breaks down doors!
    Ryan L12/7/23 11:30pm
  • *knock knock* *Crash* "Why hello there, My name is Goran and I'm a door-to-door door salesman, and I couldn't help but notice that you are in need of a new door!" The startled couple stood shocked in the now doorless doorway staring up at the beaming Goran. "Half price this week"
    G G avatarG G12/9/23 6:04pm
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  • “Well now look here Mister um Goran, is it? You can’t just go knocking down people’s doors! And as a sales technique to sell new doors? That’s just despicable!” The mighty Goran withered under my spouse’s best James Stewart impression, blushing with shame.
    Sean K avatarSean K12/11/23 1:51pm
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  • Goran muttered, “You’re a mean man Mr James Stewart. Here I offer to sell you a brand new door but all you care about is that I broke it. Okay, that is the last straw.” With that, I watched him walk into the street and scream so hard that every door on the street exploded.
    Josh H avatarJosh H1/21 5:45am
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  • The windows, on the other hand, remained unbroken. Another man walked up to the porch. “Hello, Mr Stewart, care for a new window?” “I don’t want anything, thank you very much! Now get off my lawn—“ This message has been brought to you by Pane in the Glass TM: Stronger than doors.
    Jacob S avatarJacob S3/27 12:40am
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