Ghostwriter

Testing to add more lines than 6 to a story

The computer screen then froze. The test caused chaos across the Byline website. People went into a complete panic as the test to add more lines than 6 to a story succeeded, and a 7th line had been entered. The new Byline story had broken the boundaries of imagination.

The characters had started as parakeets, but had become bankers them pythons by the final section of the story. The setting had also moved from a beach to the moon to Omaha, Nebraska. The readers were so confused!

How ludicrous and whimsical! So silly! They must be chuffed... poor readers, they must be suffering back there. Thankfully, I prepared just the thing to make them feel better. See this plate here, examine it for a second. Something beautiful is about to occur here, just see now..

look, something's about to happen now! c'mon! keep reading! oh man, it's... it's...! absolutely nothing. you were fooled by that, huh? LMAO, fool.

surely the next paragraph will make it worth your while. So much potential. So much PROMISE. It will be life changing. I know it. Your life will be CHANGED! For the better I hope! You'll become wiser for sure! Go on... soak it up now...

I read on as words magically appeared on the page, written in wet ink. "Turn around dear reader ..." the last sentence appeared. "Your future lies behind you." Instinctively, I looked over my shoulder. Behind me, a figured cloaked in shadow, handed me a quill.