Sybil Salamander

A.L. Riddle

Sean King

English

There is a deep mystery in the world. Why are there are so many water bottles stacked on the top of Mt. Everest? Nobody understands why there is a million-bottle tower on the peak of that tallest mountain.

Well, that's why I am climbing Mt. Everest: to get to the bottom of it.

Or, uh, the top of it. You know what I mean. I'm going to be the one who gets the answers, not that awful Anton. Sure, he may be outrageously rich, and well-connected, and a more experienced climber than me, but I've got something he doesn't have. Something he'll NEVER have.

“A booty that doesn’t quit?” I guessed. “No, but thank you!” She said. “What I’ve got is something you can’t buy. I’ve got MOXIE! Do you know what that means? It mean that I can…”

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