Quarantine

I feel alive but I am dead

19 June 2021

  • I never thought this day would come...a strange disease has spread throughout the entire world. People is being held in quarantine facilities to avoid exposure. Food and water are limited, even toilet paper, who would thought of that!
    Z G4/21/21 5:37pm
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  • Not seeing the people you love the most, it was very hard, you could only see them by video call, all this was a nightmare
    Leyre G avatarLeyre G4/22/21 6:04pm
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  • then suddenly Oculus came out with the new Qwest so I had to use that but my Facebook got shut down so it didn't work
    Logan P4/27/21 3:10am
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  • It turned out I was happier without facebook. I traded my smartphone in for a flip phone. I traded my playstation in for some board games. I started going outside. I joined a volleyball league and took a cooking class. I grew a mustache and started saying "groovy" all the time.
    Sean K avatarSean K5/29/21 7:10pm
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  • Little did I know, that this was because I'd contracted a severe case of Oldtimidus. I was quarantined with my flip phone and boardgames for a month while I died a slow, painful and lonely death. Don't let the same happen to you! Embrace this generation and its amenities!
    LifezVictory5/30/21 7:30pm
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  • I paged the beeper of my old pal Bert. When he pulled up in his Dodge Stratus I knew that stepping into his car meant leaving behind contemporary culture and going whole hog on the past. I looked at Bert’s pine-scented air freshener with great comfort and opened the door.
    Rietje B avatarRietje B6/19/21 3:40am
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