UGLY PUMPKIN TAKES OVER OFFICE

Rhonda was having a bad day. Woke up late. Spilled the coffee. And here she was, chasing her dog down the street. In her pajamas. “What else is going to go wrong,” she muttered.

“Come back Eleanor!” Rhonda begged. What a naughty dog. Could this day get any worse? Rhonda knew the answer to that question the moment she realized what Eleanor had in her mouth. She almost lost her lunch.

It wasn't until 6 days later when Frank Acker was tilling his garden that the rest of the neighborhood saw what Eleanor had buried there. The local paper reported it. "Dog Buries World's Scariest Jack-O-Lantern" read the headline, printing a photo of the horrifying pumpkin below.

Unfortunately, the article below the picture and headline wasn't up to their usual journalistic standards. The reporter and editor had both spiraled into madness after viewing the horrific pumpkin carving. The photographer was made of sterner stuff, and had seen this before.

You saw it and thought THE REPORTER IS DRUNK! You burst into the office but faint when you see that pumpkin

flavored broccoli was real! The once bland cubicles of the office had been turned into a dining hall. Racks & sternos of different variations of pumpkin broccoli went on for miles. Bacon-wrapped, caramelized, creamed pumpkin broccoli for miles. The report wasn’t drunk after all.