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Chris Baroody
@chrisbaroody
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Chris's Stories
Two if by black sheep, one if by white wolf
All is I. Solve: reality. So Math is fact... Right? Hook period? Motion i's point;period. Passion chemistry is methodology of connection. So ...
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21ception
“Are you of the intelligent sort? I suppose not.” “Well, I can assure you that I am a distinguished gentleman and scholar.” “Is that ...
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Nerd Mother's Sacrifice
Digging through the back shelves of the pantry I found the last jar of pickles that grandma made before she died. "Well," I said to ...
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Broadway Anywhere
Denise approached the wide, rapid river with an apprehension like none she’d ever known. Behind her, the rest of her party watched ...
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The Wolves & The Owl
Fool me once… Shame on you Fool me twice… shame on me.
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The Art of the Bald Head
A long time ago, In a land called Kentucky, There once lived a man, Who wasn't very lucky, And one day he fell, Right into a well, And ...
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Nerfs Up
Once upon a time (which was actually 2 weeks ago) I had woken up to the sound of explosions, and I look out the windows to see someone ...
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The Heirloom Patchwork of the Holy Acorn & its Goulash Orchard
Long ago, before television or even radio, your great-great-great grandmother crafted a story into this quilt. See the images? Here's ...
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Candy Teeth on the second stage
They just announced the lineup for this summer’s Clangfest and it’s straight fire! The Seagull Sisters are headlining. Easy Peasy Squeeze ...
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Malarkey Containment Failure
My cell phone suddenly crashed. When it started up again, there was only this long binary number on the screen: 010100110111010101100010011011010110100101110100. Then ...
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The Boy Next Door
I can’t stop thinking about the boy next door. He moved into town a few weeks ago and hasn’t said one word to me. He seems to live ...
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Night Owls
Jerry glanced down at the photograph in his hand, then back up again at the woman sitting alone at the back of the cafe.