Your Letter is Delivered!

1 March 2022

  • “It’s green”. I mumbled, flipping it over in my hand a few times. “Why is it always green?” “What did you expect?” I look up at the sudden intrusion, shocked to see
    Holly H2/20 9:19am
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  • a leprechaun puffing on a long thin pipe, a halo of emerald-colored smoke circling his head. "D'ye think we make ruby slippers for the faerie folk?" he said. "Wait," I stuttered, "Did you say faerie folk?" He nodded, "To be sure, lassie. Why d'ye think ye got them peculiar ears?"
    Benjamin C avatarBenjamin C2/20 12:16pm
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  • “Thanks, little guy,” I thought. “Now you’ve made me self-conscious about my ears.” I took a deep breath. “So just what is it you ARE here to do?”
    Phil H avatarPhil H2/21 1:03am
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  • " Give this letter to Santa". Tell him Emma sent you. I'm a elf he said. The boy said ok and
    Emma M avatarEmma M2/21 6:18pm
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  • took the letter to the ninth circle of Hell. Which is just about the complete polar opposite of the North Pole. “H-here’s a letter for you sir,” the elf said to Satan Claws, “hey hold on isn’t it a little too hot-“ “Looks like you fell into my trap!” boomed the Wordplayer. Oh no!
    Jay K avatarJay K2/22 4:05pm
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  • “Sir, this is a postal uniform. Waterproof, wind proof, stain resistant, permanent press, of course. But also resistant to fire, brimstone, magic spells, golem grips, and demon claws. Your letter is delivered, good afternoon!” With that, he walked back to the ferry dock.
    Sean K avatarSean K2/27 1:27pm
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