Yuki Asahina

Logan Pengelly

English

When I died, I thought that would be it. You can imagine my shock when I found myself as a ghost, watching over my place of death (McDonald's Bathroom). You can imagine my further shock when I watched as my body became a zombie and began making a fool of itself.

Instead of infecting the rest of the world, he just walked behind the McDonald’s counter and made himself ice cream with the machine! Seriously, what was wrong with him?! He even sat on a bar stool, licking his ice cream-in-a-cone idly like everything was normal.

Because of course, zombies’s weakness is a broken McDonalds ice cream machine. How had PopCap AND HBO both gotten it so wrong?!

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