A terrible toast

She’d never seen or heard of this drink before, but the moment she saw it, she had to try it. It had thin slices of banana, espresso, foamed milk, a mix of spices. The rim of the glass was coated with thick crystals of raw sugar. It was glorious!

Quickly removing the shoe from her left foot, she quickly poured this glorious drink into it. She then ordered a tall glass of chocolate milk and, now removing her right shoe, she poured the milk into that one. “Wonderful!” She proclaimed.

With a crazed smile she held both shoes in either hand and carefully touched her lips to the opening of each and tipped both liquid filled shoes to mix an atrocious brew of chocolate milk and licorice wine. She shook her head making a nasty froth. The bartender was dumbfounded.

The bartender coughed to grab her attention."Ma'am, I'm gonna have to ask you to leave you're disturbing my customers and frankly you're disturbing me as well." She replied,"Oh get a grip can't you just let a girl have a drink."

“…But mam, you’ve been spiking the other customers drinks, you can’t just-“ As her eyes begin to close she realized that on accident she had drugged her drink too, and as her eyelids drooped shut, everyone watched, but she never woke again.