Amy Porter & the Potty Poltergeist

"Love is the only way to truly understand history."

25 July 2024

  • An F? How could have have gotten an F on her assignment. Amy went to Professor Barnes after class to get an explanation. The professor sighed & said, "Miss Porter, you were to write an essay about the fall of the Olmec Empire. You gave me erotica featuring characters from Monk."
    Benjamin C avatarBenjamin C1/2/23 9:19am
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  • Amy stared at her shoes for an uncomfortable length of time before looking up at Professor Barnes. “I think you misunderstood my paper. Love is the only way to truly understand history.” Professor Barnes got out a handkerchief and patted his sweaty brow.
    Sam B avatarSam B1/3/23 3:10am
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  • Amy left the classroom and headed to the bathroom. But when she entered the bathroom, she saw a girl with a knife stained with blood. Amy was shocked and left the bathroom without batting an eye.
    Pedro F avatarPedro F1/22/23 8:51pm
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  • Something strange, the girl didn't chase Amy. Amy stopped for a few seconds outside the bathroom, steeled herself and went back in, weirdly enough, there was no one there. She was sure she had seen the girl with the knife…Maybe her mind was playing tricks on her
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  • That was when she realized something. The girl with the knife in the bathroom must be Hanako-san, the spirit of a young girl who haunts school toilets. And this meant that school toilets were DEFINITELY off-limits for Amy now.
    Yuki A avatarYuki A7/25 2:07pm
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