Do You Even Dookie, Bro?

5 July 2021

  • "The train approaching platform 5 is not for human use; please do not attempt to board this train."
    Lynsie L
    5/29 6:04pm
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  • "Oh, that's cool." I reply with a smile. "I'm not human, anyway." I wait, counting the seconds in my mind, for the astounded reaction of my guide.
    LifezVictory5/30 6:56pm
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  • "It's true", I said, "I come from a middle sized planet that orbits the star you call Alpha Centauri." Then I peeled off my human mask to reveal
    Sean K
    5/30 8:19pm
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  • my true face. Everyone around me erupted into laughter. "Why does my visage cause this?" I asked. "Dude looks like a butt," crowed a passerby. "What is a butt?" I asked. "Um," my friend hesitated, "the part of the body that we sit on." The passerby added, "It also makes dookie!"
    Benjamin C6/23 5:32pm
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  • My face then distorted and opened up. I launched shit all over the dinner table and those making fun of me. I went up to my room where I cried from my singular eye/rectum. I enter my balcony and jump.
    Invisiladd
    6/29 7:27pm
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  • But, as I tumbled through the air, I suddenly realized with perfect clarity that my eye was not a rectum—that was just a metaphor for toxic masculinity. “Of course!” I laughed. Unfortunately, my jump was all too real. I died as I lived: embarrassed about the mess I was leaving.
    Ben S7/3 7:38pm
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