That's the last time he has ever directly spoken to me. From then on, I could feel him staring at me with his creepy bursts of laughter. Especially in the midst of a parking lot. So that is how I became the first human to ever have the medical condition of motorcycle-phobia.
Oblivious to my lifelong mental condition to which he had just contributed (motorcycle-phobia) RG09LBJ pootled down the street on his eponymously registered Lambretta, Rick-Rolling his head in time with nothing in particular, the little soprano engine whining petulantly. Suddenly
he brought his bike screeching to a halt as he noticed someone standing right in the middle of the road. As soon as he had completely stopped, he took a deep breath and looked up to see none other than Rick Astley obscuring the road.
He smiled slyly.