What Is It?

Ladies and gentlemen, thank you for joining us today. We know you’re busy, and promise what we are about to share will be worth your valuable time. What you are about to see will change the world. I present to you, the.…

Um, the… Now what was it again? Now it is a life changing invention and it is worth every penny! Once you use it you will never want to go back. Truly the greatest invention in all of human history, since sliced bread! Now let me show you its features…

Its features are as follows: it will change the world and greatly improve your life! Now can I get a big round of applause… Yes you, man in the front seat? Oh, what this big invention is? Well it’s right here on this stage, right now! Marvel at its genius! Gaze upon the machine!

The man in the audience stood up slowly, his gaze on the man on stage unwavering. The audience gasped at his full height- more than seven feet, some calculated. When he spoke, his voice boomed over the heads of the crowd causing them to cringe. “Charlatan!”

The performer stared at him. Within seconds, he had already jumped 6 meters into the air. He tries to land a kick on the onlooker. The audacious audience member had almost gotten a kick in the pelvis, but backed off quickly.

The stage buckled under the performer's landing, splintering into 18,000 wood chips that buried the acrobat. The audience rushed to dig him out. After hours of work, they found the performer still alive, but with both of his legs broken. His career as the Great Kickdini was over.