meringue man

You woke up and realised that it wasn't your room and it scared you so much that you were paralysed while the fire was burning everything around you. You came out of there after several minutes frozen by panic. At the end of the corridor there was a person hiding in the flames...

Panicking for your life, you tried to rush down the stairs to escape the house that would crumble down to ashes. You look back at the last step to yell at them. "Run away!" It stuck in your throat. That person was you. With a molten face, it smiled and hid back in the shadows.

If you want to run toward the shadowy molten doppelganger and attack yourself with the wooden shield please turn to page 44. Otherwise please go to page 18:

After a deep breath, you charge your lava-twin. Their molten fingers curl around your wooden shield & it crumbles to ash. But, unbeknownst to the fiery doppelgänger, you are wearing the Ring of Infinite Transformations. Touching its azure sapphire, you wish the lava-man to become

Meringue Man! Sweet, light, and crumbly. His arms break off in a sugary cloud. He opens his mouth to scream in rage, but a soft kittenish mewling comes out instead. All the other supervillains double over in laughter.

They didn’t think much about the cloud of powered sugar leaking out of him until it began to fill their lungs sending the villains into a panic. None of them had considered that Meringue Man’s deadman switch might be a cloyingly sweet cloud of diabetes.

The cabal experienced what could only be described as a lifetime of bad nutritional choices condensed into 15 minutes of terror. One by one they toppled, hallucinating about jelly-filled donuts and carrot cake frosting. In the end, Meringue Man had the final sugar-dusted laugh.