Today I wool beeee freee
- Do you know how hard is to be a sheep? You go all mornings to the same spot guided by a weird dog, you grow your hair and then your are forced to be naked without explanation. This is a vicious loop that doesn’t end...
1 - And yet I aspire for more. I am not your sheep to be counted, I do not often feel “sheepish,” I do not belong with the “sheeple.” And if all goes to plan tonight I will be leaving the herd forever, soon to discover if the grass is truly greener.
11 - I will not be fleeced! In fact I’ll go so far as to say you have the wool pulled over your eyes! With that, I turned on my hoof and went off searching for fresh clover.1
- I bleated over to the nearest clump and started munching. Humph!To want my wool was a- Suddenly, I was dragged from behind. They were never planning to let me go! I could hear the razor buzzing closer and closer. But little did they know that I had a lucky clover in my mouth.2
- Empowered by luck I leapt up, toppling my attacker, then surprised him with a shift groin kick. He will think twice before trying to sheer my cottony bounty again! I stood up on my back legs, and spoke in my best human voice “how daaaare you baaaad man.”2
1 - The attacker, reeling in agony, twisted away from fetal position to a more comfortable downward facing dog and exclaimed, "I know your one weakness is bikram yoga, so it's about to get hot in here!"1
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