"My granny Snotwattle used to say, 'If you can't beat 'em, eat 'em!' She died choking on a mouthful of white snakeroot." The trolls stared; Melvin continued. "So I say, if you can't beat 'em, FEED 'em. Get it? Get it? Guys?" Then troll horde ate him, chanting, "Granny was right!"