Bonaroodoopalooza: Part III

I got a sweet new Galaxy phone, with a glittery purple case. It’s got an app that cycles through colors in synch with a beat. I made the beat on my Acid808 app, also on this phone. Hook it up to a projector and sound system and I will rock the house. I’ll be the brightest star.

While I was jamming to the tunes on my sweet new Galaxy phone, projecting its rotating colors and beats through the room, I received a strange call. It was from a bunch of angry galaxies! "Why did you turn us into galaxies in Bonaroodoodoopalooza pt 1! We wanna be humans again!"

I was feeling sassy, so I replied with a GIF of Steve Urkel saying, "Did I do that?" The galaxies were not amused. They replied with, "Don't try to distract us with that overused, never-funny, hack. Everyone knows the best 90s TV nerd was Dexter from Dexter's Lab." GIF battle on!

This’ll show ‘em, I thought, frantically typing Alex Mack into the gif search. Drat! Nothing! Too obscure? I thought really hard before finally typing “x-files” into the search. I was instantly rewarded with countless gifs of Mulder nerding it up. How to choose just one?

I printed my selection, put it in an envelope addressed to the Institute of Indoor Kids, and ran to the post office. “You again?” asked the postmaster. “You know it!” I said. “I’ll be Nerd President this time!” I placed my Yoda stamp on the envelope and put it in the slot.