Bonaroodoodoopalooza: Part II

I’m the freshest spiral galaxy in this quadrant. I’m clouded in purple gases, I sparkle with newborn stars, and a pulsar at my heart flashes in time to the rhythm of the cosmos. The only problem is I have no one to talk to. I’m amazingly lonely.

It’s a common feeling among galaxies, I know. You’re probably thinking “well, why don’t you create some friends, genius?” Well, see, my neighboring galaxy already tried that long ago, and now when I’m lonely, I simply remind myself of what I call “The Milky Way Incident.”

There was a lonely galaxy, NGC 1512. No other celestial objects wanted anything to do with it. It tried handing out candy. Some of the galaxies were really pleased by this. I mean, free M&Ms & Kit Kats, right? But then it gave a Milky Way bar to NGC 3169 & the nougat hit the fan.

NGC 3169 HATED the Milky Way Galaxy, so when the lonely galaxy NGC 1512 handed it the Milky Way bar, NGC 3169 threw the bar back at NGC 1512's face and started punching NGC 1512 with its spiral arms of stars and black holes. The other galaxies NGC 1512 handed candy to spoke up.

Fortunately Jimmy Neutron came along and ate the Milky Way bar and the Mars bar, alongside some Sun chips. “Gotta blast!” he exclaimed, before blasting off on his favorite rocket ship. All the galaxies looked at him with shock, and took a picture on their Galaxy phone.