Josh Crawford

The Last Psycho

Yuki Asahina

Phil Harwell

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Why? Why would he fall for such a scam and want to ruin our marriage? She is not real!

Maybe that's the attraction she is as real as he wants her to be in his head. His head. Mary grabs the hammer from the middle kitchen drawer. "Honey?"

“If I may..”, she took three quick steps forward and swung the hammer, missing his head by millimeters. He looked up and recoiled, just in time, as if he had been even one second behind, the hammer would have struck right at his left temple.

“You see? I knew he wasn’t dead.” She responded with a smile, as if she hadn’t almost killed a man. I sighed. She always had a tendency to push her luck.

Which could only mean one thing: time to go to Vegas! But that was 2,008 miles away. It was risky… but they could try the Blue Cube of Luck. “Hit it,” she said, and they waited for the Totally Safe(TM) Blue Fog to come out and (hopefully) fulfill their wish. Who knows what could…

When the Hammer Misses

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Zoe Becker

Jerry glanced down at the photograph in his hand, then back up again at the woman sitting alone at the back of the cafe.

She seemed off in her own little world; she would stare off into space, only to snap back with a little smile and feverishly scribbling something in her notebook. She didn’t even notice me. Or anyone, for that matter.

All at once a blinding light coursed through the space. Jerry and the woman froze. And then a creature appeared, seemingly from the air itself.

I spoke up; “Hello there, my name is Sean, I noticed you writing over here and I couldn’t help my curiosity. I -“
She stood up and briskly walked out the door, without a single word. I would never know now who she was.”

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