Junior Inspector Squiddly Dumpling

devil beautiful round gray guinea pig hoisted Jaden detective

Sure - having a guinea pig as a helper to a detective wasn’t always applicable, but hey, at least Jaden could count on his furry friend to squeeze into tight spaces or steal loose French fries when he needed them to.

But sometimes it could be a particular sort of trouble, too. Such as now, when the guinea pig was chomping away on his client's wig.

The little nugget of fur had added insult to injury and there was now a collection of guinea pig poop nestled into the wig. He considered turning the critter into a wig later as he strode over and pretending to lose his balance he grabbed the animal and

planted a big smooch on top of their furry little head. “Awwwwww I can never stay mad you, my little squirting squishy squiddly lump loaf! My little fur dumpling! My favorite pain in the pah-TOOH-tay!” Then he took a selfie and posted it for maximum floof engagement.