The One Who Cared

Byla jednou jedna žába.

A ta bydlela v zelené tůňce.

AND no one cared

-yet that wasn't wholly true. Someone DID care. High up above, sat in a magic cloud was Hermione McVibrate III, an immortal pan-dimensional entity who, unbeknownst to everyone so far included, was controlling every aspect of the goings-on, including this very text you are reading

as we speak. Hermione McVibrate III was, is, and always will be the decider of fates. An omnipotent being of pure energy that many would call “god,” although she never did care for the term. Even though she knew it was a little silly, she really preferred to be called

“The Wizardess.” I know, it’s super corny but it’s what she prefers. The term “god”, just sounded too fancy for her. She was more of a causal type of deity and that’s why her worshipers love her so much.