“I don’t want Gary on my team,” I said to my boss. “He takes his meetings from the gym, it’s disgusting!” “But he’s our top sales performer and we’re not making our numbers!” said my boss. “Fine,” I said. “Under one condition …”
Jamie. His best friend. They have been friends ever since they were young, and she's helped him through a lot more than he could ever think of. He answered and she yelled through the phone:
"Tenit you better run quick or I'll kill you!" She yelled his old nickname, laughing.
“How will you do that, Freeze Pop?” He laughed back at her, using her old nickname. “With one of your silent but deadly gas attacks?” Then the conversation alternated between laughter and fart sounds for the next 5 minutes.