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He typed furiously on his phone. He was using a collaborative storytelling app called “Myline”. He added to stories every day, and sometimes he started new ones. But the stories he started never turned out the way he envisioned!

Well first of all, what was he doing on a blatant knockoff of Byline? He decided to leave a strongly worded review on the App Store, with zero stars. Zero. He went on about how some random troll would ruin every story with the first few lines of “Never Gonna Give You Up.”

"There," he said, wiping his hands together. "My opinion has been shared. The world knows I think that stinks." Just then a letter slid from under the front door of his apartment. "Downstairs neighbor: a review" read the addressee. He tore open the envelope & read these words:

“Dear Pesky Plumbers,” he read with bated breath, “The Koopalings and I have taken over the Mushroom Kingdom. The Princess is now a permanent guest at one of my seven Koopa Hotels. I dare you to find her, if you can! — Your Upstairs Neighbor” That guy must have been on mushrooms.

That, or he’d been watching way too many CDi YTPs. “I just wonder what Ganon‘s up to,” he giggled to himself as he stuck the note in his pocket. When this was all over, at least he knew there’d be lots of spaghetti for dinner.

Indeed there was so, so much spaghetti. Plates and plates of it. He sat down to eat, when it dawned on him. There was no sauce anywhere. No cheese either. What kind of torture was this? Then he heard it, the sinister laughing of Ganon. You win, Ganon. You win.