One Loo, No Matter Who

Norah was sitting at the park minding her own business when a woman came up and asked for her seat. Norah looked around and noticed there were many open seats. "Why do you need mine?" she asked.

The woman tapped her feet impatiently. "I want your seat at this specific park bench because it's the only one in the shade. Now give it to me." Norah was taken aback. That was certainly rude. She was already sitting here! "Sorry, I'm already here--" The woman grabbed Norah.

"I wasn't asking." She threw her to the side and sat down, attempting to catch her breath. Her eyes closed in a pain-like way. 'Trapped in this body makes me want to crash constantly.' Her thoughts surrounded her heart, making her wince.

"You want to take over my seat? We can sit on a seat, ground, toilet, etc. Sb asked me to delete his seat to prevent hurting others' butts, while he generates new seats. The origin of seats is a mystery of the creator." Baffled, the woman was distracted from her sorrow.

“Hey fellas, would you be able to make a very special seat just for my butt? I have really been needing a good sit.” “Oh sure, right away madame! Ho ho ho!” said the jolly old man with a winkle-twinkle in his eye. She could tell this was going to be the best toilet seat ever!