Totally Just a Secretary

"So, Ms. Clare. What qualities would make you an asset to this company?" asked the suit across from her. Lyla Clare thought of her relevant skills, dismissing them one by one. A shipping company wasn't likely to need covert operations, or explosives expertise, or... "Ms. Clare?"

Clare glanced up. "I'm- hardworking and determined," she blurted, not having come up with anything from her previous... engagements. The man blinked before scribbling something down on a paper. "Alright then. I'm glad to hear it."

the man thought that the woman would be able to fill would be the position of the receptionist at the BKA firm. However, there was no telling of how long she would last there not with respect to job per say but life. A chill ran down his spine as he thought of the position.

This woman will be toast in such an operation!, he thought. A receptionist of BROKEN KING APOSTOLIC must be steely indeed to avoid being mincemeated. But perhaps Sheniqua was up to it. Opening the door, he sat at her interview with a charming grin. *Please don’t die this time.*

The interviewer looked surprised and concerned. They dialed their phone and said “Yes, please send an ambulance. I think this person is having a stroke.”