Path To A Healthy Mind

The first thing I saw when I woke up were towering skyscrapers atop futuristic buildings. I was confused as could be - who am I? Where is this? It turns out I had no previous memory, not even of my name. Then I noticed the gigantic billboard in front of me - 'follow the path'.

"The path" what could that be I mused. Must be an ad for some worthless product. I asked around for directions to the nearest hospital and made my way towards it.

I walked as steadily as I could, following directions I’d received from a strange old woman with a subtle smile. Though I followed her words carefully, I saw no evidence of a hospital—just the beginning of a winding path, dotted with pale golden trees.

I kept walking for a while, then weeks, then months, until I realized: I'm cured. There were no hospital, the hospital was inside me all along. And, I don't know why but, that woman knew it for the very first moment. I must be a doctor.

That’s right baby, you can call me Doctor Feelgood! I can cure what ails you! My office hours are 8pm to 2am, and I always have time for you. Now take two of these little pills and do not call me in the morning, because I sleep until noon.