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2 November 2022

  • "Yes, I'm pleased you stocked the bathroom with toilet paper but to be honest, with six rolls on the shelf, I worry our guests will think we use the toilet too much." Eve stared at her husband in disbelief. "Just put some clothes on," she said. "They'll be here any moment."
    Sam B avatarSam B10/29 10:34pm
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  • Adam protested, “Who art thou, Eve, that you would suggest that I cover up my manhood in all its glory? No, I shall display it to them as the greatest creation on Earth, they shall tremble…” The doorbell rang. Eve hastily fixed a roll of toilet paper on his, and went to the door.
    Jacob S avatarJacob S10/30 3:40pm
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  • "No!" yelled Adam. "This was my pizza dare!" He came running to the door, but Eve had already paid for the pizza. "Aw, man," he said. "I had the camera ready & everything. Now what am I going to post on Reddit?" Eve shook her head. "Dumb perv," she said, opening the pizza box.
    Benjamin C avatarBenjamin C11/1 12:32pm
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  • The pizza box read: “Hot! Carl’s Pizza. Sauciest pies! Hottest buns!” Eve scowled. “Where did you even order from, Adam?”, she asked.
    Sean K avatarSean K11/1 10:32pm
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  • Turned out pizza wasn’t the only thing Adam ordered that day. The Amazon deliveries would arrive daily for all of eternity.
    Rietje B avatarRietje B11/1 11:24pm
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