Yakkity Yak

Don’t sing back

24 June 2023

  • "Ladies and gentlemen, we are not here to entertain you. We will not banter or strut or preen or flirt. We will do one thing and one thing only. We will rearrange your brains via your eardrums. One, two, three, four!" Then a wall of sound crashed onto the crowd.
    Sean K avatarSean K4/22/23 3:00am
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  • It took 20 full minutes before the crowd became accustomed to the rock & enjoyed themselves. When the last encore ended, they went home, stimulated & buzzing. But, come morning, they discovered the singer's promise to scramble their brains was true. Right-handers were lefties!
    Benjamin C avatarBenjamin C4/23/23 2:19pm
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  • With his strong melodies he killed people's thoughts only leaving their identity, language and a little knowledge. That singer had manipulated their psyche.
    Leyre G avatarLeyre G6/12/23 10:55am
  • He had many victims under his belt, but now he wanted to do something bigger. So when he received an offer to perform at Coachella, one of the biggest music festivals in the United States, he quickly accepted it.
    Esseta O6/18/23 9:43pm
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  • And who would be suspicious of such a prestigious invitation? When the time came, he performed his time-tested vocal warm-ups, climbed through the giant maw of the cinderblock yak and belted out his trademark melodies. Then, when everyone least expected it, the hyenas came.
    Sam B avatarSam B6/23/23 11:40pm
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The End