The Secret Life of the TY CEO

28 January 2021

  • Wiping sweat from my forehead, I took a step back to admire my work. The cat house was finally complete, and I couldn’t wait for my fuzzy buddies to enjoy it. There was just one final detail I still needed to add.
    Sunny A avatarSunny A1/28/21 2:22am
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  • But this was a special type of cat house. And the only thing furry there would be the furry handcuffs used to tie up the customers.
    Crystal K avatarCrystal K1/28/21 2:33am
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  • Except tonight, when the theme was “Bring Your Kitten” night, and customers looking for something spicy brought friends dressed as small felines.
    KW T avatarKW T1/28/21 3:00am
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  • Damn, I didn't know it was gonna be a furries party, I would of brought ....
    Sefauna D avatarSefauna D1/28/21 3:51am
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  • my beanie baby collection. They’d really increased in value in recently. And, as every beanie boi knows, the furrier the better. I sprinted home, got on my office chair, and plumbed the top shelf for Gobbles, the plushest of my sweet plushies. “Let’s go,” my turkey whispered.
    Rietje B avatarRietje B1/28/21 5:34am
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  • Gobbles opened its mouth wide enough to swallow me in my chair. Instantly, I opened my eyes to the richest beanie company in the entire world. No one knew it was all mine. That is, until the next minute when I reveal myself to the cameras. I stood up from my chair. Show time.
    Kara S1/28/21 9:46am
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The End