The Knights of Slice vs the Master of Golems

Gotta Defend the Kingdom's Honor in Blazing Hot Glory

21 February 2026

  • The orchard was still smoldering when Captain Elias stepped between the rows, his soot-streaked helmet catching the first light of dawn.
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  • He removed a thick, ashy glove to catch a falling amber between his callous fingertips. Rubbing the sooty remnants together, he brought the blackened dust to his lips: it was exactly as he had suspected. He had discerned the perpetrator; what he could not imagine was the motive.
    10/24/25 8:22pm
  • He spat the ash onto the scorched grass. It had a certain acerbic taste that came only from the manufactured flames of a fire golem. And every fire golem had a master. And in this region, there was only ONE man he knew of who was capable of controlling one of those monstrosities.
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  • "Well, that's great," he whispered to himself, squinting through the dark clouds billowing across the horizon. "Seems like we're gearing up for another fight." He glanced over at the girl beside him, wearing a similar look of anticipatory worry.
    12/7/25 7:00am
  • They both drew their swords as enemy morphed into an enormous stormy monster. The 2 heroes yelled, "Death by a Thousand Cuts!" They both sliced the air in rapid fire 1000x, sending shockwaves through the beast, defeating it once and for all. They hugged as they declared victory.
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