The party ship crashed into the planet of no parties. Miraculously, all of the inhabitants of the party ship survived, thanks to their ginormous automatic airbag system they invented prior to losing their minds to the booze. When they walked out they decided to throw a new party.
However, they were ignorant of the planet of no parties townsfolk who saw the party a heretical attack against them and their beliefs. A town meeting was called and many of the worried folk spoke out on what there is to do about this new menace that has fallen from the sky.
Voices cried over each other, fists were shaken, & Jerry Frank was about to overturn a table before ol' Granny Delahaye called everyone's attention. The room hushed. She had famously not spoken for 35 years. Her voice creaked, "They'll have to fight for their right to party."
Don't step out of this house if that's the clothes you're gonna wear, I'll kick you out of my home if you don't cut that hair, Your mom busted in and said, what's that noise? Aw, mom you're just jealous it's the Beastie Boys
"I'm not jealous," the matriarch—and planet-of-no-parties tsar—said. "I'm furious." She raised her arms in the air and conjured up a black void between her and her prodigal sons. "This family was a mistake." In an instant the boys were gone—lost to another dimension.