jude iscoolerthanyou

Kali Hunt

Yuki Asahina

English

Dear doctor, thank you for prescribing me with these meds. I am in a much better place, my appetite is back, my sleep schedule is on point, and my urge to suck on my neighbour’s cat’s front left paw has gone away, however, that compulsion has been replaced by a new one…

i find myself often craving the texture of sautéed hamster eyes, but the rawness of it does change depending on the day. ive told friends about this newfound ardor for such a food, but i figured it was better than the desire to suck on a cat paw. they look at me and often say..

Something whack like I have “A few Roo’s loose in the top paddock” Excuse me? Sounds more like they on something worse than me. A compulsion to board the stinky train I see, express one way. bye. I’m the culinary queen and I’l simply howl for a wolf jowl, just watch me. Be proud

So the culinary queen boarded the train, knowing the cost of her quest. No one in her town could be serious anymore since the pizza had gone missing, so she took it upon herself to secretly regain it. But to do it secretly she had to scare off anyone that might find out about it.

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