Sitcom Gorgon

The strange, sandy whirlwind stayed above their heads. Some kind of a cavern was hidden under the big hot desert. How come the sand didn't get in here? Anyway - now they needed a light source to see much further than their noses. What was this place? Did it form naturally?

So many questions, might as well keep them for later. We’ve got some exploring to do. Just their luck, they found a golden lamp. Perhaps they could use it to light their way in the cave? Someone decided to wipe the lamp clean… What, you thought a genie would pop up? Anyways, they

were surprised when, of all people, Barbara Eden emerged from the lamp. "Thank you! I've been trapped in there for years. Now we have to free Elizabeth Montgomery from a magic mirror at Paul Lynde's mansion!" The explorers, too young to watch 1960s TV—even in reruns—were baffled.

“Oh you poor children!”, Barbara said. “Did you really grow up without alluring blonde magic ladies on TV as family entertainment?” Jayden scratched his head and said “just Sabrina, I guess.” Barbara said “ooh tell me more!”

“Well I kind of have this weird feeling for blonde ladies, I just can’t explain it,” Jayden went on, “this Sabrina… every time I saw her on TV I feel… bewitched, enchanted by her beauty — so much so a part of me turned to stone!” “Well, that’s normal for boys,” Barbara reassured.

“Sometimes my legs and arms, too!” he whispered conspiratorially. “That Sabrina, what a babe! How she makes magic through the tv, I just don’t know!” Barbara made a mental note to discuss this conversation with his therapist.