Sitcom Gorgon

4 November 2022

  • The strange, sandy whirlwind stayed above their heads. Some kind of a cavern was hidden under the big hot desert. How come the sand didn't get in here? Anyway - now they needed a light source to see much further than their noses. What was this place? Did it form naturally?
    Damaskox avatarDamaskox5/28 11:09pm
  • So many questions, might as well keep them for later. We’ve got some exploring to do. Just their luck, they found a golden lamp. Perhaps they could use it to light their way in the cave? Someone decided to wipe the lamp clean… What, you thought a genie would pop up? Anyways, they
    Jay K avatarJay K5/29 4:00am
  • were surprised when, of all people, Barbara Eden emerged from the lamp. "Thank you! I've been trapped in there for years. Now we have to free Elizabeth Montgomery from a magic mirror at Paul Lynde's mansion!" The explorers, too young to watch 1960s TV—even in reruns—were baffled.
    Benjamin C avatarBenjamin C5/29 6:52am
  • “Oh you poor children!”, Barbara said. “Did you really grow up without alluring blonde magic ladies on TV as family entertainment?” Jayden scratched his head and said “just Sabrina, I guess.” Barbara said “ooh tell me more!”
    Sean K avatarSean K5/29 3:26pm
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  • “Well I kind of have this weird feeling for blonde ladies, I just can’t explain it,” Jayden went on, “this Sabrina… every time I saw her on TV I feel… bewitched, enchanted by her beauty — so much so a part of me turned to stone!” “Well, that’s normal for boys,” Barbara reassured.
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  • “Sometimes my legs and arms, too!” he whispered conspiratorially. “That Sabrina, what a babe! How she makes magic through the tv, I just don’t know!” Barbara made a mental note to discuss this conversation with his therapist.
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