Catching Climate Criminals by Surprise: Part II

A Global Surprise

11 April 2023

This story is a sequel

Everyone wondered who Bennie was. Scot Free was convinced he was a member of Prostigmata, a suborder of mites, but the guy was way too big to be a mite. Glorby wondered if he was Prostigmine, a cure for urinary retention, but Bennie said he'd a shy bladder. No one guessed he was
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  • actually a prosecutor with a backbone, ready to surprise arrest them after a decade of evidence-building, preparing to be blackmailed, and getting Glorbinski and Scot Free to let their guards down. Bennie clapped his hands. The partiers all drew their guns. "You're under arrest."
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  • “That’s what you think, Bennie!” Glorbinski and Scot Free said in unison. They gave each other a high five, then Glorby threw a small sphere at the ground in front of them, which everybody knows is a
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  • Glorby globe, with a mark placed on Scotland. The globe opened, and an angry Scotsman popped up. “I challenge you to a duel!” Glorbinski and Scot Free said in unison. “Uhh now hold on…” Bennie hesitated, “Benedict Cumbersomeplatch, I choose you!” He threw down a magnifying glass.
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  • Just when they thought things couldn’t get any worse the climate ended. There was no more globe or wildlife. No trees. Their pollution had finally caught up to them. So they put on their space suits. “Man the battle stations! Fire!” The two ships fired neutron beams at each other
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  • The smog was too dense. The beams missed their targets by yards, corroding against the unseen wasteland. Fools that they were, each crew believed they had obliterated the other ship, & so they sailed around the poisonous world, thinking they alone were humanity's last survivors.
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