Pooch and the Ludwig Solution

| ##Problems: p.1- it's too big and doesn't fit | p.2- it makes a loud noise all of the time | p.3- squeezing it has no effect | p.4- it's always in the middle of the lawn when I wake up | p.5- Ludwig | p.6- everyone I ask about it claims they cannot see it | ##Solutions: s.1-

Ludwig stared at the page, utterly confused. Solutions? To this litany of nonsensical problems? Where could he even start? He crumpled up the paper and threw it away, unaware that his dog had retrieved it from the wastebasket.