Attack Of The Lucky Charm

Equipment is being loaded onto Shuttle 01B. There are 8 of us plus the equipment. Sitting there in those hard seats, I was really missing my SUV back on Earth. I couldn’t help but think the the people back on Earth could have built these shuttles just a little more roomier.

It's the least they could do. We're out here, trying to save the world, and the powers that be have us packed into these pods like sardines. I only met these people last night. And now we're supposed to have chemistry? All I could think to do was rub my lucky rabbit's foot.

Suddenly, my rabbit's foot swelled up, pressing me against the wall of the pod until it shattered. It ballooned into a gargantuan bunny that destroyed the other pods. "Finally I have regained my form thanks to your constant rubbing, human! Now die!" Its buck teeth barely missed

Charge!