"I said, dhGAFsdh, not dhGASfdh!" I reached for the box of shotgun shells, demanding, "Don't you speak Hjoikl?" Her panic melted into a wry smile. "Don't you mean Hkoijl?" she asked, adding, "Odpjf wokfw pejvnv cnowqefi?" "Zfn, xon epvqeonv!" I said. We were married the next day.