Bleed love

Once upon a time, there lived a wizard called Brian. Brian liked to practice magic and invent new spells to test on his passionless wife, Kathleen. One spring day, he had his greatest idea yet, a love spell.

Brian practiced all day until his incantations were flawless. That night—the night of their twentieth anniversary—he turned to Kathleen, and whispered a spell based on their original vows. Her eyes glowed red with passion.

An unearthly distorted voice spoke, “Thank you for opening the gateway!” It was not his wife’s voice even though it came from her mouth. He shook her and pleaded, “Kathleen come back to me!”

"Kathleen's not here anymore," the ghoulish voice issued from his wife's throat. "We swapped bodies. Her spirit is in my hulk in the highest tower of the lost city of Zu. We did it for a reality TV show. If you can guess which caged monster has her soul, you win a trip to Samoa."

He stared at the screen, heart pounding. The monsters, each more grotesque than the last, were displayed in cages. After a tense moment, he pointed to one. The cage opened, and Kathleen’s spirit emerged, beaming. “You’ve won,” the voice said. “Enjoy Samoa.”