Of Cats and Shrooms

There is a fungus in the Amazon that changes an ant’s entire personality—before it forces the creature to go rigid and then sends its fruiting body through the paralyzed ant’s head.

For Medea, lover of cats, skilled scientist and expert cheese taster, the obvious thing to do was to utilize this deadly fungus in her quest for world domination.

Medea weaponized the fungus and created an army of cats to carry and spread the infection by purring sweetly until the victim pet them — to their doom!

Meadea loved her vicious fungi more than anything…except maybe tea time. Her pinky stuck out as her cat army spread her lovely fungus to the victim and every other cat loving sucker out there… “purr away my sweets…make them rot like the mushrooms they are.” She bit a lil biscuit.

The biscuit was moldy but that was the way she liked it. It was her source… of what, Micah couldn't tell. He wanted to know but didn't have the courage. None of us did but Micah was the closest anyone got to the truth… yet even he had his weaknesses, and that was how she got him…